Pick Up Lines That Are Borderline Felony

I couldn’t help noticing that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

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Is that the mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

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If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

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